How were the presentations? “Everyone did a great job being on time. There was no fluff;
they kept it under an hour and a half. They kept it relevant.”
Senior buyer, Universal McCann
“CBS’s [YouTube] mash-up was very funny. It was a good
gimmick.”
EVP for planning and buying, global media agency
“CBS was on [the multiple digital platform pitch] like white
on rice.”
EVP for planning and buying, global media agency
“ABC and Fox were the best. They were straightforward and
clear about what they were trying to program. ABC was the better show; it had
more entertainment to it. They had the marching band.”
Director of media planning, Wieden + Kennedy
Text message to Vicki: “Jerry Seinfeld just came on stage.”
Vicki’s text back: “No way!”
Observed over the shoulder at the NBC upfront
“I find that lame. They did that last year.”
EVP for planning and buying, global media agency, referring to NBC’s Sunday Night Football hosts throwing
footballs into the audience
“I suspect that when NBC [presented in under an hour and a
half] on Monday, the other networks revamped their programs.”
VP for planning and buying, global media agency
“[ABC’s marching band] was so loud, I put Kleenex in my
ears.”
SVP for planning and buying, global media agency
“ABC was the most entertaining. The Fray [who played ‘How to
Save a Life,’ its song featured on Grey’s
Anatomy], the marching band, the Betty
thing.”
EVP for planning and buying, global media agency
“I loved [Dawn Ostroff of the CW]. How she stayed up in
those shoes, I don’t know.”
VP for planning and buying, global media agency, referring to the CW president,
who wore high heels as she delivered the bulk of the network’s pitch
“CW was the best presentation. The woman who was presenting
definitely keeps your attention. They went past my expectations.”
Buyer, MediaVest
“[The CW] had guys walking through the audience saying,
‘Here’s a Jamba Juice.’ It’s not a morning [show] network, but they made the
best of the time.”
VP for planning and buying, global media agency, referring to the CW’s 11 a.m.
presentation
“I was with two men who wanted to sit in the front row
because they heard the Pussycat Dolls were [performing at the CW].”
VP for planning and buying, global media agency
“Tuesday night at 9. Tuesday night at 9.”
Overheard immediately following the CW presentation, an enthusiastic reference
to the time slot of the network’s new show Reaper
“I gave it to my buyer. What am I going to do with it—carry
it around all day?”
Guest leaving the CW presentation, in reference to the bags made of recycled billboards
found on every seat
“[ESPN’s] was a theatrical event. It was odd. It was
different. It was theater in the round.”
VP for planning and buying, global media agency, on ESPN’s upfront presentation
“I appreciate the tongue-in-cheek attitude every network had
this year.”
EVP for planning and buying, global media agency
How were the parties?
“Everyone in the industry says [Fox] is the best party.”
VP for planning and buying, global media agency
“I love the Fox hedge. They take it everywhere. When we were
at the national championships, they had the Fox hedge.”
Overheard at the Fox after-party, looking at a giant topiary in the form of the
network’s logo
“Fox has the best party, by the sheer fact they’re the last
one. They do it right. Everyone’s just really here to party.”
Senior buyer, Universal McCann
“Everything is beautiful, stylish, and hip [at the Fox
party]. I love it.”
SVP for planning and buying, global media agency
“These are pretty nice bathrooms for trailer bathrooms.”
Junior media buyer, MediaShare, in the Fox bathrooms
“My least favorite was [CBS at] Tavern on the Green.
Obviously, the rain didn’t help.”
Senior buyer, Universal McCann
“[CBS] is the worst party ever. It’s overcrowded; you can’t
move. It’s at an old-fogy place—the venue matches the demo.”
VP for planning and buying, global media agency
“[The parties] need bigger places where senior people can
have quiet conversations.”
EVP for planning and buying, global media agency
“Nobody parties at the NBC party because [the Rink at
Rockefeller Center] is a horrible venue. They’re cheap because they own it, and
it’s overcrowded.”
VP for planning and buying, global media agency
“You’re at Rockefeller Center; it’s usually a beautiful
evening. [The NBC party] is a magnetic moment, because you’re looking up and
it’s spectacular.”
EVP for planning and buying, global media agency
How was the food? “[Fox has] sushi chefs working their asses off.”
EVP for planning and buying, global media agency
“They have awesome shrimp at ABC. The shrimp here [at Fox]
sucks.”
VP for planning and buying, global media agency
“Best shrimp was at NBC. It was fresh.”
Senior buyer, Universal McCann
“ABC had unbelievable food. Plantain-crusted grouper,
grilled radicchio. It’s the kind of food you go to a high-end restaurant for
lunch and pay $25 for.”
VP for planning and buying, global media agency
“Everything [at CBS’s party] at Tavern on the Green is great
as far as food.”
VP for planning and buying, global media agency
“NBC did have those really good French fries.”
VP for planning and buying, global media agency
Does any of this affect who gets your business? “We have specific demos to target. No matter how good the
shrimp is, we’re going to buy what we’re going to buy.”
Senior buyer, Universal McCann
“They can throw the best party in the world, but if the
programming doesn’t deliver, we aren’t buying it.”
VP for planning and buying, global media agency
“No. Absolutely not.”
EVP for planning and buying, global media agency
“It’s about seeing the pilots. The proof is in the pudding.”
Director of media planning, Wieden + Kennedy
“A party is not going to affect if I’m going to give them
more money. If Fox didn’t have a party, it’s not like I’m going to take them
off a big buy.”
National broadcast buyer, Mediacom —Mimi O’Connor, with additional reporting by Meryl Rothstein
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