After the fall-out over the White House state dinner crashers comes the inevitable parody. Washington-based Cast of Thousands Entertainment Company has added Tareq and Michaele Salahi look-alike “gate crashers” to its roster of impersonators, which includes President Obama and George W. Bush. Mrs. Gate Crasher wears a red sari, and Mr. Gate Crasher wears a tux and, when someone asks him to show his invitation, flashes a subpoena instead. The couple is available to hang out at event entrances or mingle and take photos with guests. Appearances are $545 for one hour, and $350 for each additional hour.