New York Reporter Pretty Much Hates Timberlake's Opening

"We have rarely come across a press event as epically bad (and badly run) as last night’s opening of Justin Timberlake’s gratuitous addition to the city’s barbecue scene, Southern Hospitality," New York's Jada Yuan reports today. We'll just let you click through for the details, but we do have a suggestion: If the publicists behind the party are looking for a way to make up with her, might we suggest a CD of "Umbrella" remixes?